hey time to roll out laughing again...Chatur's Speech from 3 Idiots



Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya, atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji, maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo
Aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai to uska shreya sirrf ekinsaan ko jaataahai - Shri Veeru Sahastrabuddhe
Give him a big hand. He is a great guy really.
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye. Umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege. Hamein to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai. Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai. Waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke. Seeke inse seeke. Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai, kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge. Waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge, I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge. Dika denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki kshamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii. No other chaatra. No other chaatra.
Adarniya mantraji! Namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi. “Sstunn”! Stunn hota sabi ke paas hai. Sab chupa ke rakte hai, detaa koi nai. Aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai, ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai
Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam - Madhyam paadam thuchuk chuk - Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam - Surr surri praan gatakam.

5 comments:

Known Stranger said...

why dont you have a blog exclusively in hindi scripts ( like how my pals write blogs in other indian languages) Reading a couple of sentences i realised this is the speach the guy gave in 3 idiots. it was hilarious. But unfortunately i didnt have patience to read it with english letters in hindi pronouciation. To me it is difficult to read

Known Stranger said...

i thought i was following your other blogs too... didnt you notice it ?

wanderer said...

I did not find you in the followers list in the other blogs..just enquired.

regards,
wanderer

Timir said...

Read it once again, and the laugh came out cracking just like any other time i read or watched it, its obviously hilarious but the internal meaning make the speech more meaning full, and touchy, a lesson worth to remeber..

Sucharita Sarkar said...

that was a brilliantly witty and totally whacky speech. Re-lived the laughter through your post. thanks!